Sunday, December 04, 2005
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to everyword you say; talk in your sleep.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year,they both speak and the neighbors listen.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you canbe sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. Thetrouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking aboutsomething you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep beforeyou finish.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is whywives treat husbands like toxic waste.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished